i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
How's work?
Spinning.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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