I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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