can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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