Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
