A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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