On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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