Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Alive.
So much puke
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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