I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
he just fucked me for my cheese..
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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