We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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