there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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