So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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