he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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