I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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