Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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