So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
