Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My room smells like vodka and shame
Non-Jews are for practice
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
