Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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