I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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