Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dick very happy bro
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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