I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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