Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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