I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I didn't notice because vodka
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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