Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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