Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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