My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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