Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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