ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
sarcasm needs its own font
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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