if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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