Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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