why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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