areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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