office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you didnt know i had herpes?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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