What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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