She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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