Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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