I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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