She said her name was "party"
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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