Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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