She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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