i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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