Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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