It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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