please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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