Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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