so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Vodka?
Forever.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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