I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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