Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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