I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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