Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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