Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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